Greek Funnel

Learned this from some South African guys. Try to picture this: Two men pull down their pants, and bend over, backing up so their butts are touching firmly. A third person puts their head on the floor (or bar) directly beneath their junk. A fourth person pours a beer through the gap created by the first two's buttcracks, this then pours into the third person's mouth.

It was so gross, those dudes over there were so twisted they did a greek funnel up on the bar last night!

by Fritz Roeth April 1, 2010

funnel cake

To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.

Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!

by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005

FuncoLanded

The act of being viciously undersold in the transaction of goods.

How much did you end up selling your car for?

I didn't get too much at all, the guy totally FuncoLanded me.

by weaksrc October 20, 2009

Funnelling

When someone takes food from your plate without asking.

Oi Steve stop funnelling my potatoes

by mcdanfake September 21, 2018

fincel

A person unable to attract a sexual partner due to being, at least partially, a fish.

Aquaman: Why don't women want to have sex with me? God, women suck.
Batman: shut the fuck up you stupid fucking fincel.

by ThatHumanPersonGuy June 28, 2023

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009