fuckoffacillin

A medication prescribed by disgruntled doctors for patients who insist that they need to been seen for the slightest piffling cold.

"Hello Mr Smith, I see you have the sniffles again. Take one fuckoffacillin three times a day for five days and you'll feel much better. If you need to come back, make sure it's on a Friday, I don't work on Fridays".

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

fuckoman

A person who is driving bad and you need to use an offensive name to call them but can't think of one

"That fuckoman just cut me off!" "Use your blinker, Fuckoman!"

by Muddafuka69 March 8, 2021

Fucboi (dog version)

A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.

TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!

Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).

by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021

that fucko

a name for someone you and your friends just hate or do not enjoy being around

Mike: You know that fucko Jerry?
Bob: Ya man he's such a cunt

by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows August 2, 2017

Think about this dick fucko

The thing content creator dream needs to do.

Top: “I’m listening to music and thinking”
Bottom: “Think about this dick fucko”

by @rileylovey on twitter 😍 July 23, 2021

Fucko

One who drives with little or no regard towards common sense, others, or the law's of physics. Usually on the 405, or any freeway, highway, side street, alley, parking lot, thoroughfare, off/on ramp, intersection, I happen to be on

DRIVE FUCKO!!!
Fuck you, you fucking fucko!
You my friend, are a fucko

by Cactus January 7, 2004

fuckonese

A word used to descibe the incomprehensible language you and your friends speak in when you've thrown back a few too many. It can also be used to insult someone who uses poor grammar, has no sense of phonics, and utterly butchers the English language.

We speak English in this country, Joe. Not Fuckonese.

by Piker September 6, 2005