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Fuckness 

Fuckness

Example 1 (State): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am sooo fucked!!!
Example 2 (Quality): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am grade A fucked bro!!!
Example 3 (Measure): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am fucked beyond all belief!!!
Fuckness by Mindset89 January 21, 2016

back yard barn yard fuckfest

To have sex with everything and anything you could possibly find on a farm. Wile having sexual intercourse with said creature. Generally occurs in Alabama and other states of the same nature.
In Alabama they take part in back yard barn yard fuckfest
Typo meant to read "fuck is"
Where the fuckis Alice?
fuckis by Yellowlm May 13, 2008
This word is the "mother word" for a kind of "speak" or "dialect" found anywhere among DJ's to surfers.
Think perhaps something akin to 'pig-latin' ...but less strict, and exponentially cooler.
(Also, this is not spoken to act as code... it just is - like, "it's just sickles to talkles this way.")

You may add the -les OR -zles suffix to just about any word you want really.
...So long as it sounds/flows all "perfectles" with the word being altered.
Personally, I think it's cute as hell, but I don't know if the "guyzles" would dig on me saying so (cuz, you know... that's NOT too "coolzles").

Anyhow, "fuckles" is the "mother-word" because as far as I know... it was the first word altered in this fashion.

To say "fuckes" is like: "awe man!" or "awe shit."

What I think is most important to note about this whole speech patern however, is that it is very dead-pan, ...and almost sweet sounding (maybe even a bit defeated??) in tone.
If you were actually REALLY upset about something, and you wanted to express real anger; you would not opt for this manner of speaking. ...You would just say, "AWE SHIT MAN!!!!!!"

I may perhaps also know who IS the "man behind the language."
I certain amateur DJ out of North County in San Diego - I don't recall his "DJ" alias anymore, but I knew him as "Rob" or "Robles" (affectionately!) ...which was short for his full given name; which I will not devulge here. ;)
(Hey, he has the right to stay "anonymules")

-Well, ...I'm "outles"
"Man... I just locked the keyzles in the carzles.
...fuckles."

"Well fuckles... I guess I'm just gonna walkles to workles then. ...Latles"
fuckles by OkayMartin June 24, 2004
Like knuckles but with your feet
Hey man that moonwalk was awesome... FUCKLES,
Fuckles by Pjg666 November 25, 2011

FuckFest-Over 

not like a sleepover at all. its basically when you go over to a guy/girls house and screw all night long. very little sleeping will go occur
guy: hey baby, are you ready for a FuckFest-Over?
girl: you know it. no sleep for you tonight, hot stuff!
FuckFest-Over by dr_johnson August 27, 2009