fuck

Fuck

Oh, tommy fuck me! ohh yeah fucking me good!

by Dick Penis Man Shit February 18, 2017

fuck

a sound on might make when one sneezes burbs, (burps) and hiccups in the process, not a dirty slang word, or a said word generally.

"awww fuck"

by noixz January 15, 2009

fuck

1. A word, commonly used in anger.
2. To have sex with.

1. Oh fuck!
2. My boyfriend fucked me.

by Sexy and Horny January 11, 2008

fuck

F. found U. under C. cardinal K. knowledge
basically found having sex!!

Bob: oh baby that feels good
Jill: mmmmhmmm give it to me
Bob: mhmm
Jill: uhh mhm ahh aww ooo

Jills Father: what the fuck is going?

Bob: umm sir i was sexing your daughter

by MontHannah March 6, 2008

fuck

Abbreviation for "Fornication Under Consent of the King"

Sir William the black knight needed to apply for "Fornication Under Consent of the King" before he could fuck his mistress

by maltese001 September 23, 2009

fuck

1. Broke.
2. Crash.
3. Fail.

In some places you can use fucked.

1. I fuck(ed) my leg. I fuck(ed) my leg.
2. I was drunk...so I fuck(ed) my car.
3. Did you do the exam? Yes, but I fuck(ed) myself.

by Johnattan November 5, 2007

fuck

An acronym meaning to Fornicate Under the Command of the King.

Nobody in America fucks, it isn't a monarchy.

by W. Brennan September 26, 2008