flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Frank

1. To be honest and direct.
2. To mark a letter indication postage has been paid.
3. A man's penis.
4. Hot dog or sausage

1. Enough with this bullshit, can I be frank with you?
2. The letter has been franked.
3. My frank started throbbing when that hot girl walked by.
4. Let's put the franks on the grill.

by (****()) July 31, 2022

Portland Frank

The act of pulling out ones penis and squirting mustard on it, thus resembling a hot dog. A bun can be added to increase the effect.

Scott- "I was totally wasted last night and my friend said that I had even performed a portland frank. I said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains."

Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."

by SBtheBoss June 18, 2011

flanking the gonk

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

Frank Ain't Got No Stank

An idiom used to reflect the obviousness of a preceding statement or premise.

Dude No. 1: So we drinking tonight?
Dude No. 2: Hell yeah. (Hi-fives Dude No. 1.) Frank Ain't Got No Stank!

by Stank On A Frank September 5, 2011

Frank the Dank

Similar to the nickname from old school. Frank the dank is usually a nickname given to someone who can smoke large amounts of weed. Frank the Dank is ONLY a nickname for true stoners. Instead of running naked in the street, someone referred to as Frank the Dank is probably giggling on a couch eating cheese puffs.

Dude 1: man how are you still awake?
Dude 2: I don't know I guess thats why they call me Frank the Dank

by alexanderdagreat September 30, 2011

frank night

When a woman goes out, gets drunk, sleeps with complete stranger, and goes home one pair of panties shy of a wardrobe. Not knowing his name, he becomes known as Frank to her friends

You came home with no panties again Chrissy. Did you have another Frank night?

by Latenite007 March 26, 2016