fridayitis

The seemingly contaigous diseast that effects employees on Fridays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by nice weather. Home cures include golfing, taking a trip to the shore or sleeping late and going shopping.

Half the plant is out today.. I think they're suffering from fridayitis.

by D. J. Rush June 22, 2006

fridge triage

An emergency measure aimed at finding something - anything - edible in the fridge. Usually performed by dividing the contents into the palatable, the slightly dicy and the utterly unspeakable.

Two days before payday Jamie was forced to perform fridge triage, and ended up with a large, festering pile of black sludge that growled when he approached, several yogurts that were only a few weeks past their expiry date, and a perfectly edible stick of celery.

by mynah2011 June 29, 2011

Billy The Fridge

A mythilogical beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong.

"Billy the fridge is a mythological beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong."

by Cinderblock Garden September 21, 2016

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?

by fie onyou November 24, 2005

It's friday

the day to cut your ears off and cry to bed knowing that song is stuck in your head

It's friday, then saturday, and sunday comes afterwards!

by markieg April 12, 2011

Friday-Roll

Similar to Rick-rolling, Friday-Rolling is when somebody links an unsuspected soul to the music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This act of Trollism traces its roots back to Newschoolers.com.

Dude1: just follow this link for a free jiberish hoody
Dude2: Ok! Ah fuck I got Friday-Rolled
Dude1: HAHAHAHA

by Mr.Bishop April 11, 2011

fridge protector

Someone who relentlessly protects the fridge at all cost

"Aye Cedric you see that big ass fridge protector over there"

by Tsavage901 October 5, 2017