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Muddy Freckles

When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles
Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!
by Ekuhn October 5, 2010
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shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!
by Shit_4_Brains July 3, 2007
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Beautiful Freak

A fan of the band Hot Chelle Rae. Beautiful freaks are one of the nicest fanbases around, unlike the dreaded Directioners.

~Also known as Fire Starters~
Interviewer: So what's it like, being a Beautiful Freak?
B.F.: Oh, it's the best. The bandmates love us just as much as we love them.
Interviewer: So it's a good fanbase, then?
B.F.: It's more than a fanbase - it's a family.
by SwagAndYoloAreDumb November 6, 2012
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Disney Freak

(noun) a kid that never grew up; someone who knows everything about Disney and will not hesitate to tell you

an optimistic disney dreamer
If you walk into Disney World with a Disney Freak you will learn about 5,000 facts.
"It took no bricks to make Cinderella's castle because its made out of fiberglass and also it's 189 feet tall and has a room built for Walt Disney by Disney for his family and also it is the most photographed thing in the world... (and sentence basically continues until you leave the Park)"
by definedisneyfreak June 14, 2015
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Phineas Freak

An exceptionally good computer hacker.
What did they use to call you, Phineas Freak, the only man alive that actually hacked NATO Ghost Comm? - Mission Impossible movie.
by WeBenJammin May 22, 2018
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Freak-o-na

Dude... you're such a freak-o-na! Why were you acting so crazy last night in front of the neighbors?
by Johntoo August 19, 2009
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freak flag

A characteristic, mannerism, or appearance of a person, either subtle or overt, which implies unique, eccentric, creative, adventurous or unconventional thinking.
David Crosby refers to long hair as a freak flag in his song Almost Cut My Hair. "I feel like letting my freak flag fly."

Movie Character Ben compliments Meredith in The Family Stone, "You have a freak flag...you just don't fly it."
by Anthony T. White May 31, 2006
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