by DonkeyBallsDonkeyBalls June 25, 2016
Get the San Francisco kissmug. by automaton5 January 13, 2008
Get the San Francisco roommatesmug. A National League baseball team with the best pitching staff in the MLB and the worst hitting in the MLB.
John: Fuckin' a, the San Francisco Giants hitting is once again terrible this year.
Mike: You know, they say defense wins ballgames. With Barry Zito, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Jonathan Sanchez, their pitching will be phenomenal this year.
John: Yeah, too bad they haven't scored a run to back that up since the Nixon Administration.
Mike: You know, they say defense wins ballgames. With Barry Zito, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Jonathan Sanchez, their pitching will be phenomenal this year.
John: Yeah, too bad they haven't scored a run to back that up since the Nixon Administration.
by NotAustinIswear May 24, 2010
Get the San Francisco Giantsmug. A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.
Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.
Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"
Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"
by dghul July 11, 2009
Get the San Francisco Weddingmug. Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.
Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 1, 2009
Get the San Francisco Calculatormug. by Dale Reinhardt June 12, 2007
Get the San Francisco Shinermug.