A new phone/cultural icon by Apple. Some of the new features include the ability to put people on hold during phone calls by simply touching the device.
by NotAustinISwear July 07, 2010
A National League baseball team with the best pitching staff in the MLB and the worst hitting in the MLB.
John: Fuckin' a, the San Francisco Giants hitting is once again terrible this year.
Mike: You know, they say defense wins ballgames. With Barry Zito, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Jonathan Sanchez, their pitching will be phenomenal this year.
John: Yeah, too bad they haven't scored a run to back that up since the Nixon Administration.
by NotAustinIswear May 23, 2010
A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.
by NotAustinISwear July 07, 2010
1. A Major League Baseball umpire.
2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.
Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.
Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!
Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.
by NotAustinIswear June 04, 2010