Fausto

A big lipped muthafucka with a fine ass mom.

Yo, Rossi Ossi Spumonti I sniffed Fousto's mom's underwear.

by Philip Murillo December 15, 2003

Fousty Mop

The complete saturation of one's hair with urine and then letting air dry fully resembliing the smell and texture of an old fousty mop.

Last night before my girl and I went out, I gave her a fousty mop. People shy'd away from us. Must have thought we were bed wetters.

by Captain-Awesomer July 9, 2011

flustagate

to hit with a club-like object; beat

I want to flustagate that bitch to death with a bat.

by Q-Y January 23, 2005

Fonstress

A female who is large, sloppy, and all around disgusting.

That chick has four chins, what a Fonstress!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

flust

The powdery residue at the bottom of a cereal bag. It's flakey and dusty.

The only thing that can ruin my cereal is the flust.

by Sstephen September 22, 2015

flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016

Fausty

An awesome, unique, neutral name that invokes a sense of awe

That was so Fausty.

by neongarbage January 10, 2020