jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer

The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now

by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Flashfight

Using torches/flashlights as a weapon and fighting. It is not dissimilar to fencing/sword fighting, but is more common amongst guards or nighttime tourists.

"I hate you! I declare... A Flashfight!!!"
"No! Barnaby! Anything but that!!"

by C L G May 7, 2018

plushlight

A hybrid of a plushie (soft toy) and a Fleshlight (vagina-shaped sex toy), turning any plush into a pleasure device.

I can't believe he actually turned his childhood teddy bear into a plushlight

by DriveLetter-B February 28, 2025