flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008

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"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

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Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

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Fuck Flush

When a man pisses after ejaculation to clear out his urethra

Man: When she asked for every drop, I was all like OK, you asked for it, and fuck flushed right there on her face.
Man 2: Gross.

by Invention20k January 17, 2017

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trust flush

A trip to the restroom that consists of taking shit, wiping your ass with one single swipe, and flushing the toilet paper without checking to see how clean your ass is.

What was taking you so long in the bathroom?
Oh, I was just taking a trust flush.

by rolled_tacos March 24, 2019

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BK Flush

A triple Whopper with cheese, onion rings King sized. Dip onion rings in ranch. Will make sure to flush out your bowels if you're constipated. You'll know it's working when you smell Burger King in the bathroom

I have a week's worth of food in me... I need a BK Flush before I go swimming.

by TheJobbers September 24, 2019

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