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Ancient Ass-cheese Flower

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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flower pot syndrome

sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis
I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome
by Dynamite203857 February 27, 2008
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Floverload

(Adj.) Flow-ver-load
To have or posses Flow. An excess amount of flow.
To be astonishingly good at Lax, maintain chill and broflow-ness all the time.
Kevin: When Sam dodged that defender on that give and go, ran down field, with his hair flowing behind him got the pass back and placed it in the corner of the goal, that was crazy!
Teddy: Yeah that was some serious floverload!
by DirtyLlama November 11, 2010
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Californian Flower

A person that is very bright and happy. They tend fill the room with joy and make other people happy too.
That girl is such a californian flower you can't help but smile when you see her.
by ilikeLOUDmusic September 2, 2011
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floweroligest

After a madd junk kicking from his girl cause he spent too much time talking about his Glock, Okie knew the only thing that would get him square would be a dope boquet from the Floweroligest.
by Wulf April 22, 2005
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Shower Flower

the colorful poofy sponge thing women buy for bodywash in the shower. replacing the wash cloth
"Honey, will you please grab my shower flower and scrub my back?" then hang it on the shower head to drip dry?
by smeritt October 24, 2012
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flesh flower

Slang term for a vagina. The kind of flower that men like to look at.
After I gave her a boquet of flowers to show her my love, my girlfriend then let me lick, play with, and pollinate her flesh flower.
by Mark H September 19, 2004
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