Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.
"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."
"Holy tits"
"Holy tits"
by juls727 September 16, 2011
Get the Floodgate mug.The act of sending alot of text in a small time frame, whether accidentally or in the hope of annoying or lagging people.
by The Mega-ZZTer November 1, 2003
Get the Flood mug.Proof that white kids steal everything from black culture, Chef wasn't serious about the term. :D Matt and Trey probably are also making a Bedknobs and Broomsticks reference for purposes of absurdity.
Mr Garrison: Chef, what did you do when white people stole your culture?
Chef: Oh. Well, we black people just always tried to stay out in front of them.
Mr Slave: How did you do that?
Chef: Well, like with our slang. Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity-floppity-floo."
Mr Garrison: We don't have time for all that, Chef! Oh, if only those Queer Eye For the Straight Guy people understood what they were doing. Wait. That's it! I know exactly what to do! Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity-floppity-floo.
Chef: Oh no! Dammit! Don't call it that!
Chef: Oh. Well, we black people just always tried to stay out in front of them.
Mr Slave: How did you do that?
Chef: Well, like with our slang. Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity-floppity-floo."
Mr Garrison: We don't have time for all that, Chef! Oh, if only those Queer Eye For the Straight Guy people understood what they were doing. Wait. That's it! I know exactly what to do! Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity-floppity-floo.
Chef: Oh no! Dammit! Don't call it that!
by Xyzzy February 21, 2004
Get the flippity-floppity-floo mug.Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.
Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.
Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.
X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.
Verb form usage:
Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.
Verb form usage:
Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.
by momalord January 4, 2022
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Anonymous officials flood the zone by leaking a shocking story that will take the lead in this news cycle.
by BigRedRockeater September 5, 2018
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" dude i was so wasted last night i gave Emily the flood thrust when we went back to my room at the party"
by Phantom2timeZz February 6, 2019
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