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flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.
Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
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flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.
He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!
by camocap May 21, 2009
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brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.
I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.
by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006
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fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").
Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.
by JakobTTx January 28, 2010
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flapho

a woman who engages in incessant talking or conversation devoid of usual meaning or content; generally for the sake of audibility, and personal satisfaction. The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects.
Man, I went out with this girl last night and she didn't stop talking the whole damn time, Lord knows what she was talking about, that girl was a flapho if i've ever seen one. She drained every last bit of energy out me, i was tempted to logjam her, but for now i'm done dating flaphos!
by jimtank June 10, 2009
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Flaky hoe

people that smile in your face but hate you tho talk shxt behind yourr backk.
all these flaky hoes be smiling in my face when you see them but when they turn they back you wanna tlk shxt.
by Realbxtchh April 17, 2009
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shit flap

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".
by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006
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