5 on a flapjack

A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion

Hey max, if you slide that would be 5 on a flapjack

by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021

Mudd-Flapper

When someone is giving you head and you fart.

Tom: "I totally gave Sarah a Mudd-Flapper last night."
Dave: "Dude, I did that to yer mom too!"

by Buulok August 22, 2008

Penis Flapper

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

Cunt Flapper

A female who talks so much shit it comes outta both sets of lips!

Ex 1.Amy is such a cunt flapper, I'm finding things out about myself I never knew!!
Ex 2 Like the roaring 20's never went out of style, both sets of Amy's lips are going a mile a minute like the cunt flapper she is!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

Mud Flapped

The butt version of motor boating

He stuck his face in her ass and mud flapped her

by Notyourmom May 3, 2015

lips are flappin

When somebody can't stop talking

Ya Ya she is awake her lips are flappin

by slk1 November 11, 2009

Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

by Krudler123 September 3, 2012