Raggedy Flapjacks

A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.

Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.

by pktoe August 7, 2006

flapjacks

large breasts with the tendency to sag.

My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.

by Edward the Great April 8, 2004

FlapJacking

Bobbing your legs back and forrth causinfg the excess fat of your thighs to smack together in the hopes of achieving "discreet," public masturbation

Dude I was totally flapjacking in that business meeting today

by levaus January 7, 2014

buttery flapjacks

Clapping of ass cheeks on face after the partner cums on the others face

Yo I ate some buttery flapjacks with my girl yesterday.

by ilerminerty May 22, 2015

Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019

Norwegian Flapjacks

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.

I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

Flapjak

When a girl slaps a guy in the face with her tits.

Immaa flapjak you if you don't shut up!

by Flapjakhouse July 24, 2011