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Jewish First Class

Veronica: “OMG first class on Delta is soooo expensive, but I don’t want to fly coach.”

Rachel: “Let’s go Jewish First Class. Same leg room as first class and better snacks than coach plus we board earlier.”
by Layla Punim June 18, 2022
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July 6 is the day where girls make the first move in the dm’s or in real life. Girls tell the boy they like them or they start the convo today is the day where the role is flipped
“Imma ask out Johnny cuz today is National Girls Make First Move Day.”
by Olyankdaddy July 6, 2018
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That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
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First the tea, then the rape

A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.
Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".
by monkeygettings November 11, 2009
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taco fiesta

A party consisting mostly of women, the opposite of a sausage fest.
Girl A: I was hoping to hook up with a hot guy tonight but that bar was a total taco fiesta.
Girl B: Yeah, that was a lesbian bar.
by Stefa October 24, 2007
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New York's Finest

Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.
"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"
by Dave May 19, 2004
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First world problem

Problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.
My 7 dollar starbucks latte came with ONE espresso shot instead of the TWO I asked for!

Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.
by rampage3318 September 29, 2011
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