Ice Finker

A word you post to Urban Dictionary to troll your dumb cousin because she thinks you called her an Ice Finker and won't stop asking what an Ice Finker is.

Ass sphincter says what?...What?....wait. did you call me an ice...finker? What is that?!? *raucous laughter* SERIOUSLY YALL!?!?! WHAT IS AN ICE FINKER?!?!?!...Go look it up on UD.

by Garrwtt42 June 27, 2018

Cole Malcolm finesher

A way of attacking someone in an almost futile attempt but still trying your hardest. Usually doing some dumb shit like crossing your arms to punch.

Oh shit bro, I heard your cousin got hit with the Cole Malcolm finesher

by Big uncle jimbo 69 June 3, 2018

Are you going to finish that croissant?

Are You Going To Finish That Croissant?, also referred as "Cwosant," is a line from mispronunciation of the word croissant said by Carl Wheezer from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius on Nickelodeon. It is commonly used in YouTube Poop remix videos.

Are you going to finish that croissant? I really want it.

by bbbbbbdddddd January 25, 2021

I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet

"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

nice guys finish last

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.

1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.

by Bringing up the rear April 14, 2006

nice guys finish last

To me it refers to a man who is of course a nice guy but one who doesn't fit the mold of his society which for this phrase is usually a piss poor society which the males and females are trashy and have few values and the women go for like kind. This man will perhaps have a few friends and if any of those friends happen to be female they'll not be interested in him because he is not of their mold. But people who come from a enviroment which is piss poor will most likely tell you "It refers to a guy who doesn't hit women or treat them like shit. Which in their society treating the woman like shit is attractive. Or The ugly duckling.

Nice Guy :Will you go out with me?
Nice Guy's Female friend : Sorry not interested.
Nice Guy : ohhhhhh :(
Nice Guy's Female friend :But don't worry you'll find a girl your a really nice guy just remember nice guys finish last.

by HolyPikachu September 29, 2014

Finest Jasmine

The finest tea known to man.

Tea Connoisser 1: What's the tea today?
Tea Connoisser 2: It's Finest Jasmine.

by Desmond and Friends December 15, 2008