Financialship

The skillful, careful, and responsible management of money or other liquid resources of a government, business, group, or individual.

Dwayne showed outstanding Financialship when he invested money that his hooker made from last year's sales into a pair of new fake titties for her so she could make him even more money this year.

by Macroft August 4, 2009

Financial rejection

Being accepted to a high-priced university, but receiving $0 in aid, scholarships, etc.

I got in to BU, but the financial rejection letter of $0 aid money soon followed. Hooray for working your ass off for 12 years only to attend the shitty state school of your dreams!

by This is bullshit March 30, 2010

fiancé veto

The power ones fiancé receives that enables them to veto their partners decisions

Guy one: "hey man are you going to the bar tonight?"
Guy two: "nah man I can't. Stacy fiancé vetoed me"

by Mongoose020566 January 20, 2015

funances

finances reserved for fun activities.

"His vacation plans were modest because the vacation fund (aka funances) had already been tapped."

by CentralDogma March 8, 2015

Financial Cosby

When the government taxes you.

Did you get a big paycheck? Well, after the financial Cosby there wasn't much left.

by Havnawank November 21, 2015

fiancenay

Pending completion of a divorce, an outbound spouse is a fiancenay, and the couple became disengaged.

Even after she filed for divorce my fiancenay kept asking for more money than ever. I'm so glad we are disengaged now.

by fiancenay June 10, 2016

Financialent

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

"If I give you good sex, will you please stop being so financialent with me?"

by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016