fext

1. N. A fuck up text message, usually to someone of the opposite sex. A Foot in mouth text message.
2. N. A repulsive or alarming text.
3. V. Sending an incoherent or fucked up text.
4. V. Sending rapid short texts.
5. adj. Can be used to modify description of texting.

1. His fext was confusing to Maria.
2. Fexting is the opposite of sexting. She was turned off.
3. He wondered why he fext. Man did he fuck up.
4. He tried fexting back, hoping to fix it.
5. The fexted messages led to a restraining order.

by VailYeti April 28, 2012

Fext

A "food sext"-A text or picture of mouthgasmic food, text to someone to induce jealousy.

Oh my God this pasta you made is AMAZING.. I am going to fext it to Mo so he knows what he is missing out on.

by Bonbon0385 March 28, 2013

Fexting

A word used by professionals to indicate their level of interest towards someone. i.e.

John didn't like them and thought: *Oh shit I don't like those people, better whip out my phone and pretend I'm busy texting someone*
He walked past the douchebags by Fexting.

by John. S January 12, 2015

Fettywopped

When a person gets hit in the eye, and the impact caused permanent damage to the degree of total blindness.

God , I hope he didn't get fettywopped

by TheDxve October 29, 2015

Fexting

Sending someone succulent pictures or descriptions of food instead of a sexy text.

Nachos and chill? #Fexting.

Come over and I'll cook you a huge bowl of chilli, we can cover it with cheese and everything.

by Hazzle Dazzle November 18, 2015

fetty slop

When someone gets cum in their eye

Did he fetty slop you last night?

by Joeymaeee October 7, 2016

Fetty Shot

A fetty shot is a sexual act where in a male ejaculates onto a women's face and some of his semen hits her in the eye causing her to close her eye and look like fetty wap.

Man, last night I fetty shot a girl and she couldn't see for like a hour!

by Cherrie June 16, 2016