Fantom poo

a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.

"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

Fantom Logger

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.

"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."

by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013

Femtopia

An amazing and lenient discord server in which everything is related to femboys! It's the Femboy Hooters of discord.
discord.gg/j4CtAvCV8J

"You should check out this epic femboy discord server called Femtopia."

by ThisNamePassesTheLengthOfNames July 15, 2021

fenton

an usually over weight person committing a shameless act of self-promotion

"what you pulled at my assembly was fucking ridiculus! you are such a fenton!"

by acdczombi May 16, 2009

Felton

spontanious young man that has a remis of around 2 inches and enjoys a fresh batch of toffee

"I just wipped up a fresh batch of toffee, somebody call Felton"

Girl: "Get your remis out of me and get the toffee."

Boy: "Rah Rah Rah no one understands you she-bear"

by Jlml October 25, 2010

Feltonism

Saying or doing something so terribly cringeworthy, you resemble Swansea's number 1 spanish advocate, James Felton.

Person 1: "Stokie Tony just retweeted 70000 people in order for them to complete their #Twitter92".

Person 2: "Omg, that is such a disgusting Feltonism".

by Stokie Tony November 15, 2013

Felton Close

A dull place that livens up at night.

Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.

by Rlavdia September 12, 2006