Fetus Punting

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.

Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"

by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007

fetus satchel

a pregnant woman, wife or girlfriend

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

fetusmonster

any of the various species of little to tiny sized people wandering the earth

Did you see that fetusmonster in the hallway? Because I didn't! It was too SMALL!

by dylan-o November 16, 2006

fetus chucker

a person who visits the maternity ward far to often

dam shealas up the duff again shes becoming a right fetus chucker.

every time i see her shes chucking fetus.

holy shit whats that fetus chucker doing drinking you know shes gonna get up the duff.

what seven kids whoa thats one hell of a fetus chucker.

by shagger bager January 13, 2009

feetsubishi

an act of pedestrial walk due to lack of public or private transportation

dude: my car is at the mechanics
dudet: so whats the plan
dude: we can always use the feetsubishi

by fersolution June 16, 2011

fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)

Many famous people are a fetus snatcher

by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011

Fentus

a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person, particularly a man. a dickhead. an internet troll.

He likes to troll people on the internet. He is being a Fentus.

by JustGinger3 April 29, 2021