air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.

Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!

by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009

fluttershy fellatio

when a brony somehow obtains a very shy girl to give him fellatio. she usually talks quietly after the brony ejaculates in her mouth. (she also wonders what she would do with it as wanting to spit it out but doesn't want to be rude.)

guy 1:ah man i heard mike got some fluttershy fellatio.

guy 2:yeah you two are such bronies!

by scareltmeglacklein2007 October 29, 2011

fecallation

The act of describing the way a person is fecallating

The man enjoyed his annual fecallation

by MuffMan February 9, 2008

fecetioused

The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people.

P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw you make an ass out of yourself."

P2: "Naw dude, I wasn't drunk. I was just being fecetioused."

by Jimbo~B March 21, 2009

Fellationship

A relationship in which oral sex is given

I received oral sex from a guy multiple times that my wife knows nothing about, I guess I am in a fellationship with that man.

by McNasty521 October 22, 2009

fellatiostomy

Fellatiostomy is the act of fellatio provided by a person who has a tracheostomy. The benefit of a fellatiostomy is that the "giver" does not ever need to stop to breath. The danger is associated with "ball-valving" where the scrotum intermittently obstructs the tracheostomy causing suffocation.

I had the best BJ last night because the chick had a fellatiostomy!

by Gigglefart November 22, 2013

fellatiouch!

When the giver of fellatio employs a technique thats brings discomfort to the receiver.

O my god! When Jane was giving me a blowie last night it hurt like hell. Fellatiouch!!!

by dan dan June 7, 2014