2-Faced

a person who is a backstabber, a person who talks about people behind ther back and then turns right around and is there friend, etc.

Sarah: Janae was talking about you just a second ago.
Lisa: But I thought she was my friend.
Sarah: Yea, she is really 2-Faced.

by i hate 2faced ppl April 14, 2006

Weed and Feed

A low-budget date for stoners. Usually consisting of some random takeout and a few bong hits.

"Who needs to Wine and Dine when you can Weed and Feed?

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.

Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021

Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

Feed Polluting

Any unnecessary news or live feed on Facebook that is usually irrelevant information (bitchy statuses, quiz results, Facebook game results) that you have to scroll past.

"I don't care if Trish found a ugly ducking on farmville. i wish she'd stop Feed Polluting and not publish her results"

status update- Karli Doe- :'( wowww! I thought this time was going to be different..I got my hopes up again but u actually gave me a reason to! And now you do this! Definately am done with you and everything in my past! Effe you is what I have to say to you!!!

"Nobody cares about your life, but all your friends care that you're Feed Polluting their Facebook."

by Asthenia_182 December 8, 2009

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010