Farteater

When you trap a fart and then stick the jar in someone's face. Then the fart goes in the person's mouth if it's open and then the person basically eats the fart.

That dude made me eat that fart. I'm a farteater!

by datboi101lol February 22, 2021

farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

Farticles

The Microscopic fecal matter that is Emitted While passing gas

I sleep in underwear to contain my nightly farticles

by Cfishb September 27, 2021

Farticles

Particles of fart in the air that can be tasted due to such intensity of fart smell

Damn bro, that fart was so nasty I can taste the farticles!!!

by Muñeca Tremenda October 16, 2021

farticle

the particle of a fart

Some Guy: Man that farticle stinks.
Some Other Guy: Bro for real.

by loggss February 6, 2022

Fartcat

The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.

I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.

by CannedBugala March 6, 2022

Farticle

An article about farts.

Jerry, have you read the new Farticle on Emma Stone’s farts?
Did you know who created Farticles? Gleb Nikolaevskii did!

by Gleb Nikolaevskii April 13, 2022