Fertersic

A girl from San Leandro named Alyssa Santos are illiterate.

She's fertersic.

by Weaston September 24, 2020

farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine

ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.

by visea October 21, 2020

farternal

Referring to "brotherly minded" dudes who love PASSING the time by PASSING gas.

A neighbor gave me a whole case of canned beans, so I think I'll host an impromptu farternal backyard barbecue for all my buddies.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

Farmerswrap

When a thick woman wraps her legs around your head and smothers you in her large moist vajayjay.

"its a wrap from tim hortons with like a chipotle sauce hash brown egg and sausage" "it was weird tho the cashier tried to wrap her leg around me" - Christopher Di Genova's surprise encounter with a farmerswrap

by J Powow September 24, 2021

Farter

A person that is expert in farting

You:Ahhhh im no expert in farting!! Farter:I can teach you!!! You:Howwwwwwwwwwww?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Farter:(Fart) You:ok thx :> (Goes home) You:Hi dad (20 farts) Dad:WHERES THAT MEGAPHONE >:( Dad:*slaps with belt* YOU:(CRYS)

by Poobysoy February 22, 2022

Fartress

An insult toward Fortress castle types in Heroes of Might and Magic III.

I don’t know why Ben is always Fartress, it’s such a stupid-ass weak town with awful level 6 and 7 creatures. The next time I take over one of Ben’s fartresses I’ll command my invading hero to take a shit in his Hydra Pond.

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022