Fappiccino

Masturbating as soon as you wake up in order to energize yourself and start the day

Charlie had a rough night. He wanted to have a good day today though so he started his day with a good fappiccino

by Sw1987 February 11, 2021

Fippity Tibbit

A sarcastic line provided by Granny from Sylvester and Tweety. If you stub your toe? Fippity Tibbit. Get mad because a jerkwad cut you off in traffic but you don't wanna cuss in front of the kids otw to soccer? Fippity Tibbit!

Fippity Tibbit! I forgot my lubricant!

by TiannaTaco February 21, 2021

fappinthroisis

When you hit a girl on the ass but then you say sorry and then you punch her in the face and she calls you daddy while you doing distraction dance from henry stickmin like a fucking 12 year old.

Andrew Bill David Douglas: While I'm milking some cows in my farm, I want to tell you a story... I caused fappinthroisis since I hit a girl on the ass, said sorry, puched her face, she called me daddy while I was doing distraction dance.
Hillbilly Joe: what the fu-

by datboi101lol March 10, 2021

fappetizer

A not very sexual,nsfw video that you watch before actual porn to get yourself turned on

Just gonna go on youtube to find a fappetizer,this kissing prank video should work!

by furbyballs December 30, 2021

fapping

fucking yourself. also known as jerking off

ah cant wait to get some good fapping

by Abanded April 2, 2022

Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 21, 2022

fapitalism

opposite of cummunism (definitely)

yo guys try out fapitalism

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022