Failatio

When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.

1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.

by igroove December 29, 2011

fafa

Opinion (mostly) about a girl, who is beautiful and also a keeper.
Abbreviates "fuck and fuck again".
Also see: fanta, net

When I see a pretty girl who hikes, I immediately think "fafa".

by dendik March 14, 2022

fafa

in new jersey,a fat person. someone over weight. "code f" means a fafa and/or group of fafa's is approaching.

That bitch samantha is a fafa and a half.

by natalie (= January 10, 2008

Fablaba

The condition of having a crusty wenis.

if you dont kno what a wenis is look it up.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

fafa

a vagina

A guitar is an odd thing to find in your girlfriend's fafa.

by ross-sucks-grundle November 25, 2002

Dirty Falafel

A Dirty Falafel Is when a man engages in rough anal intercourse with an Arab man who in turn, while covered with Crisco, Is making waffles by the bedside.

While we were doing the Dirty Falafel, I asked Muhammed if he wanted some Hummus on those golden waffles he was making.

Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus

My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.

by H4833717 April 21, 2011

falafel

n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.

Did you see that falafel finish that gigantic serving of hummus?

by Urban-o-meter March 13, 2011