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facetinating

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating
by shardv October 13, 2011
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Facetubing

Verb.

Facetubing is the act of using the internet only for Facebook and Youtube. This is recognized as a complete waste of time as no one has anything important to say on Facebook and watches clips on Youtube that have no importance or value. In some extreme cases this is an addiction where most people no longer visit any other websites besides Facebook and Youtube.
Person #1 "Where is Johnny?"

Person #2 "She's facetubing."
by JohnnyBeeGood January 1, 2012
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facetiously derogatory

Facetious:
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor.

Derogatory:
Tending to derogate, or lessen in value of someone.

Rude, inappropriate, childish manner of speaking to or about someone. Funny in an immature sense.

A mild sense might mean only light innocent teasing to make one laugh or blush. Stronger versions the phrase might mean to provoke anger, sadness or even madness!

It is usually always meant to be rude.
Comedians do it all the time.
"I prefer the term "breeder" when being facetiously derogatory to straight individuals." - Gorgon the Wonder C0w (off some 2 cans and a string forum site)
by describerfebuary1 March 4, 2012
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Facetwatting

The act of posting something on Twitter and Twitter immediately posting the message on Facebook. So if you follow the person on both, you get both messages.
Man 1: Hey Charlie just posted a funny joke on Twitter.
Man 2: He just posted a really funny one on Facebook.
Man 1: Its the same joke, he's totally facetwatting.
by neuro24 March 8, 2013
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facetnating

To be fixated or astounded by some fine cut jewelry.
Diamonds are facetnating to look at... when in the right lighting.
by NepentheRay October 30, 2013
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facetime facial

A FaceTime Facial is when a man calls you on FaceTime while you are at work and cums as soon as the call is answered and then hangs up.
During my FaceTime Facial he got cum on his camera, and cancelled our future appointments. facetime facial
by Red Polish February 13, 2018
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Facet

To be extremely camp, and enjoy your bum hole being exposed to massive penis.
Famm, you are a fucking FACET, just like that FACET Toxin, kmt getting Jigged up like that on a madness.
by ohStokesy August 14, 2019
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