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Jungle Execution

A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.
"He became free when Ciocolatta got a fucking Jungle Execution from Giorno"
by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.
The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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Executed#0001

Executed#0001 also known as crime is a well known discord.com user who has been on the platform since the year of 2019-2024 as of currently his discord username is @fuckcrime. Executed#0001 is recognized for his contributions to various coms such as doxbin/pretty com ani/pack com nuke/wizz com log-com and so on
discordian #1: You must be Executed#0001
crime: how did you know
discordian #1: you are an historical figure who wouldnt recognize you my glorious pharaoh
by monarchy April 7, 2024
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Executive Workout

To drink a couple of tallboys in the sauna after a hard workout.
Hey bob, want to hit the gym for an executive workout after the meeting tonight?
by KingOfUOIT October 4, 2010
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Be a pro and execute

Try really hard to meet minimum standards
Team, tomorrow at practice be a pro and execute.
by Southern Double D January 29, 2025
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