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Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.
The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Jungle Execution

A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.
"He became free when Ciocolatta got a fucking Jungle Execution from Giorno"
by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019
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Execution

Funtime Freddy from the Kyle Allen count the ways song
"when it comes to execution, im the definition" - Funtime Freddy from the Kyle Allen count the ways song
by creeperboat September 9, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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