Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

exam answers

Are you trying to cheat? are you really that dumb that you can't just sit down and study for like 2 hours, how do you expect to pass and go to Harvard huh?

person: I am so lazy i can't study for 2 hours for my upcoming exam
Person: *searches in google for exam answers*

by do you need my name? October 3, 2023

Second Exam Syndrome

When you don't prepare for the second exam as serious/tensed as you did for the first exam, because you now understand the format and realized that the first exam wasn't that hard when you took it.

Rita, when I studied for my first CPA exam, I spent all day and night cramming words and reading in between the lines. But now when I study for my second CPA exam, I just skim through the book, page by page. Girl, I must have second exam syndrome. ~ Melissa Jo Ann

by Melissa Jo Ann September 9, 2016

saint exam

When someone is sexually assaulted and goes to the hospital to get a full body exam looking for any possible evidence

“She was sent for a saint exam, so that’s why we asked for your buckles”

by uhhhhhhhhhhwhat May 22, 2024

Exam

The last test you will ever get in Middle School. The grades you get from the exams are the final result and will decide where you end up. Literally hell.

Guy 1: Finished my exams and i got it all wrong
Guy 2: Dude, good luck living in the future.
The End

by Thaun February 7, 2017

proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

exam

trail of heaven and hell

oh no an exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by imkindasus69 March 10, 2022