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Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.
Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."
by ChiStriker June 23, 2011
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Inland Empire

The area between Pamona and Beaumont and is usually referred to as the IE. The overall valley is a haven of cheap homes, which lures lower income families to migrate from Los Angeles to the heart of the IE (San Bernardino). San Bernardino has a reputation of being "ghetto" or "trashy" and has a high crime rate, which has spread to other cities in the IE.
I'm from Rialto, and trust me the Inland Empire is ghetto.
by Inland Empire May 14, 2015
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emophilia

-when two diseases are combined together, emo (ignore the pun), and hemophilia.
-an oxymoron, an emo that in fact is a hemophiliac would be redundant, in the sense that the general conception is that emos slit their wrists, or make themselves bleed. Hemophilia is the disease were your blood doesn't clot, so essentially, an emo that is also a hemophiliac would be redundant, because they would bleed to death
-an alternative rock band founded in Sioux Lookout ON, Canada, by Levi Sayers(bass),Bobby Siemens(guitar), Jesse Bradley(guitar),and Thomas Bent(drums), now known as Kimo Abe
the mother and father could not believe that they had not noticed there son's condition, which upon his death they found was emophilia
by Osiris Anarchion October 19, 2006
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Evil Empire

Ugly copper-roofed monstrosities (buildings) situated in Coeurdifornia, Idaho on once-eautiful Lake Coeur d'Alene. Motto: Greed rules!!!
When the Evil Empire enticed Californians to move to north Idaho, it was the beginning of the end for Coeurdifornia (once known as the peaceful and beautiful Coeur d'Alene).
by Disgruntled Idahoan August 24, 2007
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Emptiness

Emptiness is the feeling of nothing. You can fake it for others, but you really dont care at all. You are really an asshole if you want to be one. You may seem good enough, but you feel like you were born without a heart. If you feel empty, you probably are very depressed and feel like you are worth nothing.
"How are you doing lily(The retarded therapist ?).... "Oh I feel empty, which is the feeling of an emptiness in my heart with no feeling."
by FUCK YOU AYDEN November 20, 2019
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empirical Formula

empirical Formula is a hip hop chemistry term used by the real bad boys of chemistry. It is a formula that shows the simplest ratio of the compound or formula in question. empirical Formula has been used by such bad boys such as Alec Baldwin and jane Seymour-Butts to strip down a formula better than slim fast.
Miss Kelvin: "The empirical formula is very important to chemistry, life and your happiness."
Jennings: "Yes miss, indeed one needs the empirical formula to just last a day in the ghetto"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 8, 2006
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Empic

To be more than simply epic can describe. Far more than just epic but mega epic.
"That would be so empic." or "Have you seen this? It's empic!"
by Isodrella January 17, 2010
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