mung eater

* One who literally eats mung, i.e. places the mung in their mouth and proceeds to both chew and swallow the mung.

* One who figurately eats mung. This may be someone who sucks at something so bad, that no insult is bad enough to describe their awfulness, thus you refer to them as a mung eater.

* It is possible for one to be both literally and figuratively a mung eater. In fact, being a literal mung eater makes one a figurative mung eater by proxy.

I can't believe that athlete on that professional sports team choked so bad in that pressure situation -- what a mung eater that guy is.

by Otis W. July 29, 2008

Brick Eater

A human being so offensively ugly that it appears they have been eating bricks since the age of 3.

Natasha is such a brick eater!!!

by Gilgamesh1989 August 1, 2008

espergers

The electronic expression of Aspergers syndrome ("e-spergers"). People afflicted by this condition are prone to making awkward and offensive comments on electronic mediums (such as email, forums, chat) on a consistent and predictable basis.

"I was chatting with my friend last night, and when I told him that my mother was in poor health, he made a tasteless comment about her weight. I think he has espergers."

"This guy I know has no filter on what to say and what not to say online. He has espergers."

by rebelionel May 18, 2009

Esperancia

A girl who is very obedient to her lover, very good in bed, she's very beautiful, high pitch voice as in newborn, if I were to have her I would keep her till I die, there is not much to say about her because they are not to many just like her. SHE IS ALSO A VERY FRIENDLY FRIENDLY PERSON.

•Hey Esperancia, can you do my homework?
• sure Gifford

by Gilman September 1, 2021

ewpert

Goofy, or silly

When I saw my friend dancing in the rain with a traffic cone on his head, I couldn't help but think he looked absolutely ewpert.

by Aero9999 April 14, 2023

Llama eater

The one that wears 'the pants' in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. The llama eater 'EATS' the llama.

'YO, Alexia is SUCH a llama eater, look at her chompin' on Gray's head.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'

by Vanessa M. March 24, 2009

Sick-eater

Someone who finds it necessary to eat chicken noodle soup, and possible lemon tea, when they are sick with anything more than slight cold. It is often considered very annoying by non-sick-eaters.

Paul went to the store to buy a few cans of condensed chicken noodle soup, because he felt a cold coming on. Paul, is a sick-eater.

by Jar0fair June 20, 2009