enrageous

An enormous amount of something

There was an enrageous amount food at the party.

by kk2653 September 5, 2023

urban eager

To claim you have added a word to Urban Dictionary before it has been approved

Dan: "Man I got my 'chevvy' word posted"
Shane: " Your a bit urban eager bro, it says your submission is under review"

by Gillidan September 25, 2008

Civic Enragement

When a person is sentenced to perform volunteer work or civil service that they have no interest in doing. They'll end up doing the work, and building houses for the poor, but they'll be pissed the whole time they're doing it.

"Why is Paul punching the drywall?"
"Don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement."

by General_Mayhem March 30, 2012

pencil-eraser etiquette

Refers to the (unfortunately very-seldom-practiced!) consideration of using a separate hand-held rubber eraser --- or at least to slip on one of those much-longer-lasting wedge-shaped "supplementary" eraser-caps if you know you'll be doing a lot or error-expunging --- to clean most of your mistakes instead of just mindlessly consuming your pencil's minuscule built-in eraser, so that you don't wear da entire 0%!$&#@ eraser clear down to the metal ferrule before the pencil's even been "sharpened away" much at all, causing any unfortunate person who subsequently attempts to use said pencil to not have any eraser left for "emergency" erasures (i.e., where he needs to make a quick correction in a tense/flurried situation, like trying to hastily jot down a phone number or address, or to quickly fill out a form where neatness is a must). It helps eliminate waste, as well --- think how many still-perfectly-usable pencils (i.e., they still have most of their "length" remaining) likely get discarded just because their erasers are worn down.

I always bring along a few pencil cap erasers in my purse, since I know how few people actually practice pencil-eraser etiquette, and so oftentimes the only pencils that will be lying around for people to use will not have any eraser left.

P.S. There's also such a thing as "pencil-POINT etiquette --- if ya wear down the lead in a "public" pencil, such as a string-tethered one for a "customer comments" notes-box, practice a little fellow-human consideration by scraping away a bit of the wood at the tip to expose a little of the graphite core again (here's where always carrying a small pen-knife --- or even better, one of those tiny two-finger-grip "dog-bone" or "hourglass" style sharpeners --- can come in handy), so that da next patron who wishes to fill out a store-satisfaction card can have enough of a point on da pencil to actually do so!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Joe Ergen

Medium height bitch with no hands. Smells like weed 24/7 and is a massive feen for baggery’s nic. He is a massive cock sucking fag and loves dick in his ear. Don’t be Joe Ergen

Person 1: Damn I wouldn’t wanna be a Joe Ergen.
Person 2: Yea I’d rather kms

by Baggery January 27, 2020

Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

Enragement Child

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.

"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"

by RaiRaijinn April 20, 2015