donkey dunker

The sexual act of inserting ones donkey size penis into a womans orfice.

I'm so pissed at my boyfriend. I need a donkey dunker.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

Candy Dulfer

Possibly the most outrageous alto saxophonist ever. She isn't normal. Going to a Candy Dulfer concert would be like looking up John Coltrane on pandora and only being able to hear Blurred lines and Get lucky... for the rest of your life. Candy Dulfer is so unoriginal, she sounds like Will.I.Am's new music. She tastes like store brand creme cookies. Some say that Candy Dulfer is the second incarnation of the slithering snaky satan from the garden of eden. Don't listen to Candy Dulfer.

-Dude what are you listening to?
-Candy Dulfer, bro
-*throws up*

by yves595 September 15, 2013

duffer

Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.

Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!!

by Gemilie August 17, 2006

Duner

A penis, cock, purple headed yogurt slinger, the pussy punisher, the good dick, king konk

"She can suck a great duner"

by christina Anderson May 16, 2006

dunfermline

the worst place in the world

your motherdunfermline

by someone who hates dunfermline August 24, 2011

Dunkers

a game played by a group of adolescent males. The game consists of one male at a time firmly grabbing another's package so that the pain is not excruciating just very uncomfortable for a few seconds. Hits, kicks, slaps and projectiles are often used in the game but then it becomes Dodge-ball, anything that provokes testicular/ penal pain is allowed. The only rule is to say Dunkers before grabbing someones junk and to accept that once you have, they will most likely get you back at some stage soon.

C.D: Skunk do u like Dairylea?
Skunk: It's alright..
C.D What about dunkers? *grabs Skunk's nuts*

by Captain Dale January 20, 2009

Dunder Cheese

The fungus on the outside and opening of the vagina. It can be often be triggered by semen or old milk near the vaginal area.

Brent: OMG!! Julie, you have dunder cheese all over your pussy!
Julie: Well if you hadn't pulled out and blown your load on my pussy, then it wouldn't be there, would it?

by Mister Hyde May 21, 2009