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Possibly the most outrageous alto saxophonist ever. She isn't normal. Going to a Candy Dulfer concert would be like looking up John Coltrane on pandora and only being able to hear Blurred lines and Get lucky... for the rest of your life. Candy Dulfer is so unoriginal, she sounds like Will.I.Am's new music. She tastes like store brand creme cookies. Some say that Candy Dulfer is the second incarnation of the slithering snaky satan from the garden of eden. Don't listen to Candy Dulfer.
-Dude what are you listening to?
-Candy Dulfer, bro
-*throws up*
by yves595 September 16, 2013
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