mother doucher

a name to call someone when you are ether, in school, or a place you cannot cuss in. very good thing to call sumone when they are acting stupid.

Bob: *trips and falls over a jelly bean* woah! look out there little jelly bean!!

Fred: wow, ur such a mother doucher!!

Bob: i know what u are, but what am i?

Fred: A mother doucher....

Bob: shut up!!!

by LivingdeadKat September 28, 2007

Duchepon

(adj) A cross between a douche and a tampon

DUDE YOUR A FUCKING Duchepon LE MAN DICK!

by xXxMANIACxXx September 12, 2009

Doucher

The being of a douche

Stan->Mike: Nice haircut faggot!

Mike->Stan: Dude!?!

Kyle->Mike: Stan is such a doucher.

by MR.thedoort June 23, 2010

Doucher

Some one who Douches about, or uses the word Stellar.

Waiter-"Can I get you guys your checks"

Tha-"Sure man"

Waiter-"Stellar"

Stevi-"Did that guy seriously just say Stellar? What a Doucher."

Tha-"Whats a Doucher?"

Stevi-"Ummm, someone who douches about, obv."

by Saynotodouchers March 14, 2011

doucher baggen

Justin Bieber

Steve Jobs choked on an apple because he's a doucher baggen

by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym October 7, 2011

ducheprint

The total amount of ducheness left behind directly or indirectly by a duchebag when they interact on an internet forum.

Because jim uses the internet day and night to voice his opinions his ducheprint is rather large.

by Riderman44 November 18, 2011

doucher

Noun- One who conducts one's self, behaves like, or is a douche bag. This word was coined by B. McDermed. It's easier than saying douche bag, and funnier.

Look- Dolan is acting creepy again. What a doucher...

by Rusty Cox December 28, 2011