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Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.
"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."
by Read it! July 11, 2025
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Deadbeat mom

A woman who gives birth to one or multiple babies without ever providing care in any capacity to them. These women will usually blame their surround family or partners for their parental shortcomings, but simply have no interest in being a mother. Deadbeat moms tend to pretend publicly that they love their children, but give little to no actual evidence of this being true. Popularized by the F-tier New England DJ by the stage name of, “Ari Kari,” AKA, Patricia Ann Mullen. “Ari” is famously the worst deadbeat mom in the history of New England. She exhibits many characteristics of the true deadbeat such as: being an animal “mom,” having tattoos of children she has nothing to do with, not providing any financial child support for her children, and pretending to care about them on social media platforms, such as Facebook.
Wow, I can’t believe she hasn’t seen her kids in almost 7 years, what a deadbeat mom!
by Jrjrjr2294658391046482 October 15, 2025
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Deadbeat Dog Fucker

Someone who sits around all day, fucks his dog and does nothing with his life. Total creep.
That Deadbeat Dog Fucker's at it again!! What a sick loser!!
by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025
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Dreadheadedly

To do something nonchalantly, ex: speaking with the huzz but acting nonchalant so they fawn over you
I just rizzed up that girl, it was so nonchalant and dreadheadedly!
by Derelevance November 21, 2025
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Access Deadbeat

A custodial parent who does not honour access agreements in place for the other parent to see a child as an agreement of separation or divorce when there are children involved.

The goal is to “punish” the non-custodial parent by alienating the affections of the child.

Usually the first step in the parental alienation process.

An access deadbeat will endanger the emotional health of the child for his/her own personal satisfaction.

This term does not favour one gender, as both men and women can lay claim to the title.
This access deadbeat will not let me see our child; we had an agreement!
by UpLift September 22, 2016
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The Deadbeat Conga

The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.
Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl

It’s the only dance move he’s got
by Sir Paddy Pantsdown July 12, 2019
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