Komodo Dragon

A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.

Komodo dragons are really cool!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 18, 2020

Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.

Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube

by AkaMV February 2, 2013

dragon hug

a super hug lasting 10 seconds or longer, usually with someone you really like and possibly love
common between couples

I really like that guy, I want to give him a dragon hug.
I gave my boyfriend a dragon hug when he left.

by dragonhugs1 January 2, 2011

Dirt Dragon

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.

I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.

by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013

raggin dragon

A bitchy woman on her monthly cycle.

Hey Brad, do you wanna grab a beer tonight?

I can't! The wife has turned into a raggin dragon!

by Gummy bear sex September 29, 2017

Russian Dragon

(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A: A Drummer.

The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!

by refuse stone October 10, 2009

dragon ant

Some short, cocky dickwad that can't fight for shit.
Shoots his mouth off and prances around like an asshole right before he gets the fuck beat out of him.

Dragon ants can normally be knocked the fuck out with a pimp slap.

Daaaaaamn! Dragon ant just got fucked up by that lady in the wheel chair!!!

by CT_Vigilante September 5, 2008