doucheybagems

a spanish maid who is so retarded she breaks 1,000s of dollars worth of stuff and asks for double the money

Guy 1:doucheybagems stole your money that sucks how much did she take

Guy 2:she took 2,000 dollars

by Kile Shukaz September 29, 2010

Douchey Johnfeed

John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION

yeah he exists

MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!

man, i love these fossil sunglasses

"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"

by BILLUP PHONES November 29, 2010

doucherize

VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.

Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

Doucher

a self centered jerk, A guy that thinks hes better then everyone else, a guy that cheats, a man whore, A guy with a small dick that acts like its big! ,A dumb guy that smokes and drinks ALOT, A guy that lies about everything and can't be trusted.

He cheated on you! Why did you go out with him? He's such a doucher!

by gurlzthtdgaf March 7, 2011

Doucher

a complete douche bag who's girlfriend is way too good for them

will is a doucher

by /\/\i(@E1@ July 7, 2011

Douchernova

Noun: 1) An astronomically profound expression of douche behavior. 2) The person (douche) who generates such.

What a night. Our solar system was scoured with intense shock waves from Jim being such a douchernova. Because of him, poor Pluto got demoted to Big Rock status.

by L*dub August 17, 2011

Doucherson

Another form of a douchebag. Someone who is such a douchebag that they literally take it to another level.

"Can you believe that Billy stole his Grandma's life savings to support his heavy addiction to Dunkaroo's? You can't get them in the States anymore so he ordered like 15,000 boxes from Canada. What a Doucherson."

by Cease February 11, 2013