doucheybagems
a spanish maid who is so retarded she breaks 1,000s of dollars worth of stuff and asks for double the money
doucheybagems by Kile Shukaz September 29, 2010
douchebagenstein
A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:
1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."
douchebagenstein by AFG11 June 16, 2009
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douchebagest
douchebagest by Karem Deraman November 20, 2013
douchebagestan
Where all douche bags are from.
douchebagestan by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
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priors
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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