douche bag

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

douche bag

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!

by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

douche bag

n. A gay man with curly hair.

Ben McLane is a douche bag.

by Suzie February 3, 2005

Douche Bag

A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!

by Haley November 19, 2003

douche bag

An epic jackass/asshole/prick.

Singh a.k.a. Infinity is a douche bag, he commits epic amounts of douchebaggery. His level of douchebaggery is so epic in fact that it was cited in the bible. It is of biblical proportions. He is a prick... I want to have his babies...

by BobKelsoe April 28, 2007

douche bag

1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.

1.You are such a douche!!
2.Don't forget to clean out yourself with your douche bag.

by Home Shizzle June 16, 2007