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doomerblobby

A relative that you REALLY do not want to admit you are related to.
Uncle Frank the crack addict is the doomerblobby of the family.
by PlaidCat August 26, 2010
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hooger dooger

A very robust woman who takes up a fair amount of space. Depending on the severity of the doogerin she may posses her own gravitational field
I can't believe you actually slept with that hooger dooger, she weighs more than my car.
by JustForYouButters April 24, 2015
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doober

n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork
"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober
by La Tigra April 18, 2004
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Dooder

A big old hound type dog that LOVES to eat, sleep, be lazy, slobber, poop, and cuddle with their person(s.) A Dooder is also a silly and shy doggie woggie! Dooders also lack elasticity within their skin and possess big ears and noses! If one yearns for a mellow doggie woggie...git yerself a Dooder!
I know he don't want it but it's time to take the Dooder to the vet to git neutered!
by FIFI & ME September 29, 2020
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cooter dooter

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.
by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008
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The Doner Kebab Theory

The doner kebab theory is a theoretical framework for modelling problems from the asymmetrical warefare and more specifically islamic terrorists' behavior. As a main proponent of the theory is rumoured the bulgarian Prime Minister Mr. Boyko Borisov.

The doner kebab theory postulates that the chance of a terrorist attack is negatively correlated with the number of doner kebab houses in a certain state, city or neighbourhood. First, the theory supports the idea that the most owners of doner kebab houses are muslims. Second, it is supposed that terrorist wouldn't risk the chance of hurting a fellow muslim. Hence, wherever there is a doner house, the risk for a islamic terrorist attack is almost pactically non-existent. Thus the promotion of doner kebab houses throughout the whole state could help minimize the risk of a malicious terrorist attack from evil islamic forces.

One of the main advantages of the theory is its simple premises that are derived from basic human emotions as not hurting someone from the own group. Also, the theory gives a very straightforward practical solution to cope with problems of international terrorism and its logic can be easily grasped even by laics.
On the negative side the theory lacks empirical evidence that support it's main theoretical propositions. More research could - but must/should not necessarly - be done in the next decades.
- Hey, man, I am really scared that the terrorist are going to blow us up in the air next time we visit the mall.
- No worries, there is a doner kebab house right inside the mall. The doner kebab theory says we are safe.
- Oh, that's great. Let's go!
by choko.i.boko July 29, 2012
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Dooney

An abbreviated way to refer to a purse or bag by Dooney & Burke.
Is that a Dooney you're carrying?
by PurseLovah September 29, 2006
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