doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

doodoo devourer

One who consumes a large amount of feces. Used often as an insult

“My dog is such a doodoo devourer”
“Shut you goofy doodoo devourer lookin-ass up”

by cronkulus December 26, 2022

Baby Doodoo

Shawns Favorite Candy. As in referring blue shark gummies

"What do you want to get?" "Baby Doodoo"

by darealestbaddiebru February 4, 2025

doodoo swirl

Doodoo swirl is doodoo in a swirl. AKA: Dick but doodoo swirl,

Wow her hair looks like a doodoo swirl.

by Bisexual gay freak January 30, 2017

doodoo

waste matter discharged from the bowels after food has been digested; excrement.

"Mommy, I doodood my overalls.

by LambdaMisc October 31, 2022

Doodoo

something that is weird and dumb

Man, that movie was so doodoo

by DoodooMaster783 September 20, 2022

its just doodoo

Term used by Bizarre semi retarted Gospel Artist ERB whenever she is confronted about eating her own fecal matter.

Amy: Gross!!! ERB? Are you eating doodoo??
*ERB taking a bite of a sandwich that consists of two loaves of white bread and doodoo*
ERB *in a nasally semi retarded voice* : “ITS JUST DOODOO!”

by Erb CandyCorn December 10, 2020