brown docking

The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.

I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Doing a Searby

Going to the pub during your work lunch-break and consuming a meat pie and at least four pints of beer. The effect is doubled if the person doing a Searby has grey curly hair.

Oi, Dave. Are you going to the canteen for lunch?

No, I'm doing a Searby.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Doing up

'Doing up' means to to something to its full extent. Normally something one wouldn't regularly do.

Example being, a person is baby-sitting their niece/ nephew and but is asked to come out with friends:

Person 1: Yooo come through this party tonight man'

Person 2: Ahh I can't man, I'm doing up uncle duties and shitt

by Kerra1995 June 13, 2018

Penis Docking

When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.

Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.

by Lazzareth April 23, 2015

doing a buck

Going one hundred miles in one hour, respectively.

"The other day, I was doing a buck down the freeway and five-oh couldn't keep up. Needless to say, I got away."

by Danimal Inc. December 27, 2007

Doing a Seb.

To be totally in with a girl, then turning down the chance and regretting it instantly.

Dom: Did you see that girl. She was really into him and then he ended up doing a seb.
Jordan: Tell me about it.

by Haleroad. April 13, 2010

Doing a Kendall

When one acts like Jack Kendall by vomiting a lot after drinking one Smirnoff ice and a spending the rest of the night with his head down the toilet.

James: "Have you seen Mike?"
Benny: "Nah man, he's doing a Kendall"
James: "What a cunt!"

Steve: "That party was off the fucking chain last night!"
Jarad: "I know man, I drank so much I nearly ended up doing a Kendall!"

by BlindRascal August 2, 2010