Doinker

White silly boy with a tendency to get burnt when exposed to the sun light. You can identify them easily as they have a very big penis. If you have one under your care you must know their diet is strictly based on steroids and powder.

-Suh dude.

-Oh, look! Is that a tomato?
-No, it’s just a doinker...

by Doinka69 April 28, 2019

Dinkster

An insult you would use against someone but also not wanting to hurt their feelings.

or what to call that one annoying twit who post shitty urban dictionary definitions

You Dinkster!

by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Diddle Doinking

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing

Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.

by Kimaren January 31, 2010

on them drinks

disorientation caused by drinking

Watchman keeps forgetting what he just did because he's always on them drinks.

by the ham October 27, 2005

Just going to have a couple drinks

Getting blackout

Hey Mitch, do you want to go out tonight, we're just going to have a couple drinks tonight.

by Smashley8 April 25, 2016

doink

verb
1. Intercourse.
2. Poke.
3. To mistakenly bung up something.

1. Why do us guys only care about doinking, sports, and food?
2. I turned around and my wife doinked me in the eye with her finger.
3. While painting the walls, my wife kept doinking the ceiling with the roller. Now we have to paint the ceiling again. I hope we don't doink the walls with the ceiling color.

by InfoSponge November 13, 2004

doink

A pro wrestling Clown that ran in the WWF (now WWE) from late 1992 to early 1996. The gimmick was originally an evil, psychotic clown played by Matt Borne, best known for his work in Portland and in Mid-South during the 1980s. This Doink spawned several other Doinks. The second Doink, also evil, was played by Steve Keirn, best known for his work in Florida and Memphis with Stan Lane as the Fabulous Ones during the 1980s. These Doinks feuded with Crush (formerly of Demolition; real name Bryan Adams, most recently of the team Kronik). Doink started getting bigger face (good guy) reactions from the crowd and was turned face. Steve Lombardi, best known as the Brooklyn Brawler, took over the gimmick for a short time, until Gary Fall, aka Ray Apollo or Ray Licaccelli, took over the gimmick full-time. Doink turning face is generally considered to be the moment when the Doink gimmick lost its edge and its coolness. The addition of his midget sidekick Dink didn't help matters. The good Doink feuded with Bam Bam Bigelow, who deserved better. Other wrestlers who have donned the Doink disguise at one point or another are Jeff Jarrett, Shane Douglas, Dusty Wolfe, the Bushwhackers, Men on a Mission and Midwest indy workers Terek the Great and Truth Martini.

At WWF WrestleMania IX, Doink the Clown (Matt Borne) d. Crush with help from a second Doink (Steve Keirn).

by Jason Kreitzer March 29, 2005