Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

Sloppy Doctor

A street drink primarily consisting of chocolate milk and gin. Sometimes mixed with bitters, tonic water or cranberry 7-up.

Can I get a round of Sloppy Doctors for the boys?

by chrispover December 27, 2019

horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.

Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”

by Telltalehart October 18, 2023

Spin doctor

A person that will take a bad situation and word it so it dos not sound so bad, can even switch blame to someone/something else.

The President's spin doctors have been getting them out of major trubble for generations.

by Justcauz June 7, 2005

Doctor Who

A sci-fi tv series about a timelord, an alien, who travels through space and time in a time machine known as the TARDIS. They watch history happen and make history happen. Matt Smith and Karen Gillan star in the current showing of the series, but there have been many more doctors and companions before them. The previous stars were David Tennant and Billie Piper.

Have you seen the new episode of Doctor Who? I almost cried it was so emotional!

by puppyluv1522 March 27, 2013

spin doctor

Someone involved in the media, almost always a major outlet, who attempts to "spin" events and predictions in a certain light in order to further their agenda.

Dude, that PETA spin doctor used Schaivo to support a McDonald's boycott.

by CaffeineHead June 9, 2005

doctard

1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.

2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.

"Look at that doctard over at the bar with his lab coat on!"

by doctor_evil_69 February 21, 2003