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Ditch pig

by shearer June 17, 2003
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Ditcher

A Medieval person that digs ditches...
The Medieval ditcher was doing his job
by Kassandra75 December 18, 2012
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Ditched

When you ask your buddy to pick you up and he tells you he'll be there soon. He says he's doing something else and he'll come later, then he just does it again and again.
AAAJ:Hey bud can you come drive me to this banger?Murph: Yeah I will be there in 20 I'm just changing my break pads on my piece of shit truck.

AAAJ: its been an hour and a half, where are you?
Murph: take a deep fucking breath I'll be there in 15.
AAAJ: Ahhhhhh I"m getting ditched
by Chilly and Hooley May 18, 2010
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fuck ditch

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.
"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."
by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005
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vaginal discharge

Sweet tasting, often milky or off white goo that oozes from the vagina during the course of the day/night.

Leaves small stains in the gusset of women's knickers. The amount can vary from woman to woman and is also directly linked to the amount of arousal experienced over a given time.

*Not to be confused with any fluid involving semen - the female minge removes this quickly and this fluid is known as: Creampie crust or simply - spunk

Often girls out on the town getting pissed and on the hunt for meat will experience more discharge than someone watching tv soaps or doing the washing. This is why when pulling off a pair of womens snatch warmers the gusset will stick to the goo as you peel them off - worth a sniff if it's still moist....
As Felch picked up his room mates thong he was attracted to the milky crust she'd left behind - a quick lick and a sniff satisfied his curiosity - it was good ol' vaginal discharge - aka - pussy milk / flange fluid / vag gunk
by M.Powers July 21, 2008
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Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.
“Are you excited for December 2nd

Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”
by Sishhhk October 29, 2019
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keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.
JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.
by er0315 May 24, 2005
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